Toni Kessering aka Toni Frances aka 'Titanic Toni': An epithet like 'Titanic' can be dangerous. It can be misconstrued. It can be taken out of context and used to demean and discredit. Ostensibly a synonym for huge, gigantic, epic, enormous etc, Titanic has also come to signify something that sinks without trace. Or goes down memorably . . .

Toni Kessering went down memorably - that is to say she took the dreaded Porno-Dollar and made a name for herself under the hot lights. We first spotted her in a 1985 videotape made by the Electric Blue people. It was called something like Mega-Boobs II, but don't take that to the bank. Anyway, a clearly embarrassed Toni Kessering can be seen self-consciously cavorting with a bunch of lesser mortals. She is downright matronly in this video and well over her fighting weight of a couple of years later. All in all a very different animal to the one we saw get sprayed by a torrent of jizz by two of Europe's finest in a hardcore production entitled Der Tittenspanner - whatever that means.

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